madam otha kathai Vanakkam. En peyar Ranjith. Nan first year B.Sc Physics padithukondirukiren. Enaku priya endru oru girl friend irukiral. Avalai patri mudhlil solgiren, aval parka actress Thapsi pol irupal. Pinchu mambalam pondra mulai; cherry pazham pondra idhazh; mudhal parvaiyilaye clean bold akum gandha vizhi; madipu iladha meliya idai; avlathu mottha alavu 30,28,30. Avalai girlfriend aga kondathal saga manavargaluku en meethu sariya kaandu. Avaludan enaku erpatta kama inbathaiyum adanal enaku kidaitha additional bonus um patri inge pagirgindren.
Oru naal groundil cricket vilaiyadikondirunthom. Enathu adi vayitril ball thaaki nan surundu vilunthuvitten. Hospital kondu sendru enaku sigichai alithargal. Irandu naatkaluku piragu discharge agi veetil rest eduthu kondirunthen. Veetil amavum appavum koviluku sendrirundargal. Apothu Priya enai parka veetuku vandhirundhal. ‘Ula vaa priya’ ‘Ipa epadi da iruku’ ‘Mm paravala analum konjam vali iruku di’ ‘Sari nee rest edu. Enga da veetla yarume ila?’ ‘Enaku jadagathula pirachana irukurathala than ipadi adi patiruku nu avanga rendu perum koviliku poirukanaga.’ ‘Sari nee padu da na venumna coffee potu kodukaran.’
Irandu cup il coffee potu kondu vandhal Priya. Nan bed il rest eduthu kondirundhen. ‘Inamum vali iruka da?’ ‘Ipa konjam paravala’ ‘Sari nan vena konjam thechu vidata da’ ‘Ila venam paravala nan pathukaran’ ‘Aiyo saaruku vekkatha paru olunga lungiya loose panu nan thechu vidaran.’ Nan ena seivathu endru puriyamal enathu lungiyai konjam loose seithu viten. Aval mella en adi vayitril kaiyai vaithu theika arambithal. ‘Ipa paravalaya da’ ‘Mm… ipa konjam vali pona madiri iruku’. Aval theikum vegathai adhiga paduthinal. Oru penin kai adi vayitrai thottu thadavuvathai unarnda en sunni temper aga thodangi, Konja nerathil lungiyil periya koodarathai potathu.
Aval siripai adaka mudiyamal ha…ha…haaa… endru sirithal. ‘En di sirikara’ ‘konjam kuninji kila paru da’ ‘Adu vandu adhu theriyama!’ ‘Ena da na thotadhuke ipadi ivalo perusagidichi. En mela unaku avalo aasaiya da?’ Nan ena solvathu endru puriyamal mulithen. Aval mella en lungiai yum en jattiyaium kalattinal. ‘Apappa evalo perusu da unuthu?’ ‘Daily um unna ninaichu ninaichu temper anathulaye adhu perusa valanthiduchu.’ ‘Apa idu fullah enaku thana da?’ ‘Ama di en chellam.’ Aval mella oru kaiyal en sunni yai pattrinal, pinnar melum keelumaga en sunniyai kulukka aarambithal. Muthal muraiyaga oru pennin kai pattathum en sunni thanadhu kanjiyai udane kakki
vittathu.
‘Chi ena da thottadhuke ipadi vanduruchu?’ ‘Hey enaku ipa than di first time oru ponnu thodara!’ ‘Ama nanga mattum ena dailyum poi ovoru paiyanuka panita irukom, aasaiya kai vachadhum ipadi kakkitiye da’ ‘kavala padatha di inam konja nerathula temper agidum, adhuvaraikum nan unaku konjam thechu vidata?’ ‘Chi poda naiye asingama pesatha?’ ‘En di nee mattum enutha patha nan unutha paka koodatha?’ ‘Sari nan katuran nee paaka mattum than seiyanum vera onum panna koodathu!’ ‘Mmm… sari katu di.’ Aval mella avalathu chuditharin topsum bravaiyum kalatinal. Ipothu verum leggins udan mela vetrudambudan(toples) en munal utkarthirundhal. ‘Hey nee evalo alaga irukara di’
‘Ipa than na alaga theriyarana da?’ ‘Munna vida ipa konjam jasthi alaga irukura’ nan soli konde aval tholgalai patri en udan setru aval vaiyodu vai vaithu muthamitten. Aval konjam thimirinal pinnar en vasam adanginal. Aval en mel udatthaiyum nan aval keel udatthaiyum sappi kondirunthom. Nan apadiye aval thadaiyilum kaluthilum muttham pathithu kondirunthen, mella keela poi aval mambala mulaigaluku mutthamitten, avalathu viraitha kambai en naakal nakkinen, pinnar aval kambai lesaga kadithu suvai parthen. Nan aval kambai kaditha neram aval en kadhu madalai kadithal. Nan mella kile sendru aval thoppul kuliyil en vai vaithu oodhinen, aasaiyai adaka mudiyamal aval en kaiyai pidithu aval phantil vaithu keela irakinal. Nan phant udan serthu aval jattiyaiyum serthu kalatinen. Ipothu aval en mun nirvanamaga paduthirundhal.
Nan mella aval pundaiyai vai vaithi sappinen, aval pundai pilavukkul nakkai vittu nangu tholavinen, aval than kaalkalal en kaluthai pinnikondal, nan konja neram aval pundaiyai vaaiyal oombikondirunthen. En sunni marubadiyum temper anathu. ‘Hey nama panalama di’ ‘Dai enaku vekkama iruku da’ ‘Inda oru time mattum please di’ Endru sollikonde aval pundaiyil en sunniyai soruginen. Aval valiyal “aaahh” endru kathinal. Nan aval vaaiyai en vaaiyai kondu adaithen. Pin adutha idi idithen. Muthalil romba tight aga irudha aval pundai piragu poga poga loose anathu. Ipothu nan keela paduthu konden aval en mel utkandhu maavatinal. Pinnar iruvarum ore nerathil ucham adainthom. Aval apadiye en mel paduthukondal. Avaludaiya muluvathaiyum anubavitha sandhosathil aval netriyil mutthamitten. Appothu calling bell adikum satham ketathu.
Iruvarum bayanthu poi avasara avasaramaga dress mathinom, avalai hall il utkara soli nan casual ah poi kadhava thiranthen. Veliyil engaludaiya physics professor Poorima madam enai nalam visarika vandhirundhal. ‘Epadi pa irukara?’ ‘Nala irukan madam’ ‘Aparam epa college ku varuva?’ ‘Naliku varan madam’ ‘Hey nee inga ena panra Priya?’ Satru adhirchi kalantha kuralil Priya vai parthu ketal Poornima. ‘Ila madam Ranjithuku udambu sariyilla nu sonanga adan epadi irukan nu pathu poga vandhan. Apadiye rendu perum pesitu irundhom neenga vandhutinga.’ ‘Sari nalaiku college ku vanduru, inaiku full ah nala rest edu. Priya va namba polam avan rest edukattum’ endru soli Poornima madam um Priya vum sendranar.
Adutha naal kalooriyil Poornimaadam ennai avanga cabinuku alaithargal. ‘Ena madam ena kuptingala?’ ‘Ama ranjith ipa udambu epadi iruku?’ ‘Paravala madam ipa nalla iruku.’ Inaiku evening phtsics labla vandhu ena paru unaku konja notes elam tharanum’ ‘Saringa madam’. Nanum class mudinthadhum evening physics lab ku sendren. ‘Ena madam notes ready agiducha?’ ‘Ila xerox ku kuduthurukan varum konja wait pannu.’ ‘Saringa madam.’ ‘Ama nethu Priya epa unga veetuku vandha?’ Enaku padatramaga irundhathu edharkaga ketkiral endru puriyamal samalithen ‘Neenga varathuku 10 mins munadi than madam’ ‘Apadiya? Poi solatha unmaiya sollu?’ ‘Nejama madam’ ‘Nethu neeyum Priyavum ena panitu irundhinganu nan jannal valiya pathutan.
‘ ‘Ila madam suma apadiye jolly ah…..’ bathil sola mudiyamal nan thinarinen. ‘Paravala da idhalam indha vayasula sagajam’ ‘I m sorry madam’ ‘Nan unaiya pathi veliya sola kudathuna nee yenaku kila vela seiyanum’ ‘Puriyala madam’ ‘Puriyala ya da makku, nee yenaku KEELA(Pundaila) vela seiyanum.’ ‘Vedam madam idhalam thappu’ ‘Apa nethu neenga senjathu matum ena seriya da?’ ‘Madam adhu vera idhu vera madam’ ‘Elam onu than daa’ endru soli konde enai iluthu udathil muttham pathithal.
Ena seivathu endru puriyatha kulapathudan nanum avalai mella anaithen. Aval migavum vegamaga en shirt aiyum baniyanaiyum kalatinal, nanum aval vegathuku idu koduthu aval selai, jacket matrum bra vaiyum kalatinen. Ipothu Poorima madathin alagai varnithe aha vendum. Avalathu udathugal uritha orange cholai pol irukum; avalin mulaigal irandu periya mambalam pol irukum; irandu madipugaludan aval iduppu suma nachendru irukum. Avalathu size 34, 30, 34. Surukamaga sonnal nadigai Malavika madiri irupal. Iuvarum mari mari idhalgalai suvaithom. Pinnar nan aval mulai kalasangalai mari mari pisainden. Aval kambai en iru viralkalal thirugikonde sappinen. Aval en phantaiyum jattyaium kalatinal, nan aval pavadaiyai thooki avaludaiya pundai paruppai suvaithen.
Aval pundai nalla uppi paniyaram pol irundhathu, aasaiyai adakka mudiyaamal acal pundaiyai lesaga kadithen ‘ss.. ahh.. valikuthu da kadikama panu da naiye’ ‘Sorry madam unga pundaiya pathathum romba mood ah agiduchu.’ ‘Moodu eruchuna sunniya ula vidu da adha vitutu kadikara’ ‘saringa madam ipave ula viduran’ ‘sss….. aahhh… apadithan da mulusa ula vidu da’ ‘Madam ena madam ungalodathu romba loosah iruku’ ‘Nee chinna paiyan unaku idalam theriyathu mooditu idi da’ aval varthaigalal enaku moodu adigamaga eri veri thanamaga avalai idithen.
‘Ahhh…aahhhhh…..aaaaahhh….mela panu da kilinji poidum mari iruku’ aval vaarthaigalai kadhil potukollamal vegamaga idithen. ‘Madam enaku vara madiri iruku’ ‘Dai un sunniya uruvidu da ula killa vitu tholachidatha’ ‘saringa madam’ nan en sunniyai veliya eduthu aval thoppulil kanjiyai kakkinen. Pinnar aval thoppulil ula en kanjiyai en naakale sappi eduthen. Sappi edutha en kanjiyai en vaiyil irundhu aval vaaiku muttham moolamaga anupinen. Pinnar iruvarum udai matri kondu kilambinom.
Piragu thinamum Priya vai okireno ilayo Poornoma madathai naal thavaramal oothu varugiren.